ARSE ( A Random Act of Stupidity Exists)

SIGH...... I'm not used to this blog thing, I hope I can keep it updated as best as I can.

I Eugene Wong, is known to have a tendency to convert everything into a joke. According to my friend Lee Yee Chang. You can see in one of his latest posts on -isms. fishdumplingtastesgood.blogspot.com.

To keep my blog a little more active, here are some random stuffs of stupidity, fatitity, and lardicious things. A Random Act of Stupidity Exists

1. Kok Siu is the most random shit that I have ever laid eyes upon. Just imagine..... a hall, a group of people showed up for a drama practice. noise..... started with whispers, chitter-chatter, more noise..... there was a female teacher in their midst, trying to utter a word but to no avail. Kok Siu felt pity or just a surge of stupidity rushed through his mind. He stood up walk towards the middle of the hall's stage and took a deep breath. I was sitting at a corner witnessing this deed of pure idiocy.... He summoned a voice so loud that it shook even the teacher that was trying to convey a message. OOOIII!!!!! SHADDAAP LLAAH!!!!!

As if a thousand manly banshees were shouting at once. He got everybody's attention in the hall. Everybody stared at him and for a few seconds, he did something that untill today kept me smiling at random intervals. He quickly arranged his hair by stroking his hair in arrogance from the front through the parting of his hair until the back..... and just turned and approached his seat. The entire hall was laughing . I was literally tearing because of that. These are the things that needs to be seen to believe.

2. Have you ever seen a man driving a car while he is engaged on the phone? many I believe... How about SMS-ing? I believe u have.

Now picture this, riding a bicycle while on the phone is dangerous...... It is from the pure act of stupidity that will make a cyclist to ride a bike and SMS at the same time!!!! Who in the right mind would do such a thing? especially in Melaka Raya where the roads are busy!!!!

This miraculously happened to my blessed friend Noel martin Smith!!!!!! SMS-ing his girlfriend and stupidly rammed the back of a car. The moment Noel opened his eyes after the impact, he was on the back screen of the car, the phone in one hand and the ENTIRE car BUMPER on the other, the odds of that happening is so rare man!!!! SIGH....... He was laughing the next day.

Here's a joke..... Do you know that a fish................................ CAN'T DRINK WATER?!!! hahaha

I'll keep updated more. this is just to fill up place.
Untill then